You left a black bra in my backpack. I told my wife that she must've left it in there one time when she worked out. She said "no", then we looked at the size. No way it's Pam's. Then I remembered that you borrowed it. She remembers you borrowing the backpack, lucky for me, but she's still suspicious...
Classic! I'm such a retard (insert clip of Zach G. from the hangover)....thats right Mag, a retard. I'm shocked. I wrote a note back apologizing and told him to assure Pam I'm just stupid and not a hussy. All I need to know now is, is it ridiculous to ask him to mail it to me?
Oh that's classic! I bet she was dying since they could literally fit two GIANT melons in your bra! I laughed out loud it was too funny!
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OH mYlanta!!!
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funny funny funny.
too funny!
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